My blog is in FRENCH?

As Callie pointed out to me, my blog is in French. Bon, ce n'est pas écrit en français, but the website itself is in French. Allow me to help you out by translating the page a little bit.

Let's start on the left side that has all the tabs and stuff.

''Abonnés fidèles'' These are people who are subscribed to my blog.

''Archives du blog'' These are the, uh... archives. Of my blog. You can select certain entries to look at by selecting their titles, which are listed below the month and year.

"Qui êtes-vous ?" That means ''who are you?'' and shows the blog's profile and its info and stuff. It has a picture of me. You can click on it, I think, and it will bring up a different window where you can get some of my contact information (it lists that I'm a student, I live in the 14th neighborhood of Paris, and I like to chase pigeons).

Good job! We got through the left side of the Blogspot layout in French. I'm proud of you.
Next, we'll go to the center, the good stuff. The center has my blog posts, starting with the most recent. If you want to start at the beginning of my blog, go to the left side and select "Paris In A Bottle under the Archives column.

It lists the day, the date, the month, and the year in that order. The French days are as follows:

Lundi - Monday
Mardi - Tuesday (think Mardi Gras!)
Mercredi - Wednesday
Jeudi - Thursday
Vendredi - Friday
Samedi - Saturday
Dimanche - Sunday

I'll trust you to be able to figure out the date, month, and year.

So you read my blog entry and you enjoy it, you're laughing, you're entertained, you're glad I'm having a good time... then you're done with that entry. At the bottom is a message that reads ''Publié par ParisInABottle à l'adresse (some number)'' This tells you when I published that entry to the internet.

Directly to the right of this is something that says 0 commentaires or 4 commentaires or such. If you wish to read the comments that people left me, click on that and scroll down. If you wish to make your own comment, click on that and scroll down.

SIGN IN before you write a comment, or else you'll have to rewrite it. Some people have already discovered this, much to their dismay.

So type your comment and then, if you want to see what it looks like without publishing it, click "Aperçu" If you want to publish it, click on the box that says "Publier un commentaire"
Aaaaand that should be all you need to know!

Now I'm going to show you a successive list of images and you're going to guess my entire schedule for today.

Here's a clue: I woke up this morning.